Sunday, August 14, 2011

Pots && Pans







Thought I should share with you dollies the sugar cubes that are currently in my life! And for those of you that dont know what a "pot" is it stems from the word potential meaning a man that could potentially be your daddy does NOT mean he is your daddy means that he could has POTENTIAL and could POTENTIALLY be your daddy.


Now a pan... its not really a term used in the sugar bowl (at least I dont think) The thought came to me when I was searching for the photo featured above (if you thought of this then I applaud you great minds think alike) but a pan is a pot that dosent "pan" out !!! HAHAHAHAHA get it? PAN out *wipes tears of laughter! sigh... well i thought it was funny




And for the starting line up...






Mr.Hair:
Is my current darling daddy, although it started out as a gift type of arrangement he has slowly  but surely turned into a light weight combo daddy with nudging, prodding and for some reason he loves it when I turn into a grade a BITCH.  I see great spoiling in my future from this one. The reason for his name is while he was just a pot and before we even met he purchased me some bomb ass indian hair! I mean this shit is legit! might as well went to india and shaved a head my self! one of the ways to when me over and woo me is to get me hair.. he got a a ton of brownie points when i checked my mail and saw the package. DISCLAIMER: I am not nor am I claiming to me Kelly Rowland. Our hair and skin tones are similar thats about it :)






Mr.Bermuda
Is a overseas pot! Interesting I know. While I had visions of me leaving the country and getting ravished and sold into slavery (watch the movie Taken) he assured me we can meet in the states until I am comfortable enough and trust him to travel to his home in Bermuda. I told him that I would be unable to travel for awhile and he suggested a generous allowance for a cyber affair until my schedule clears up... 



Mr. Gator 
is a pot that has resurfaced... He was from my earlier months. But the way he talked was such a turn off that I dismissed him without a second glance. Recently after making my status to "visible" on skype he sent me another one of his cheesy messages that made my eyeballs gag. After asking over and over for a video session I obliged and cammed it up with the 50 something successful entrepreneur only to find that his demeanor is quite tolerable and on top of that he is very googable! We are still getting reacquainted and its clear he can meet my demands but he still is in this i get a lot of emails from beautiful woman what makes you special soapbox and i told him quite frankly "you reconnected with me and i could careless about the beautiful women who contact you if you like me you like me if you dont you dont" that seem to shut him up right away.

Well sugar dolls always remember to take what a pot says with a grain of salt! All pots are liars until proven otherwise !

        XOXO









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